I can't wait to see you at my birthday.
I don't want to offend...
I don't want to offend, but I have it all, household goods and so much more. To save you a shopping, looking, buying, a gift of currency, I thought you'd like trying. Please don't go overboard, or rob any banks, anything will make me smile, with a heartful smile.
Now that I have saved you all the fuss, I hope you will come and celebrate with us.